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19 February 2003

Backside to the Future

Coherence and conflation of dominant strategic metaphors

Worshipping the Golden Ass

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Introduction
Context
Contrasting clusters of operational meaning of "ass"
Configuring preoccupations with "ass"
Myth and transformation of "ass"
** Ass-worship: a symbolic dance
** Golden Ass of Apuleius
** Triumphant entry of Jesus into Jerusalem riding upon the back of an ass
** The ass in Renaisance thought: Giordano Bruno
** Saviours of the ass
** Mulla Nasruddin and his donkey
** Zazen: riding an ass in search of an ass
Concluding thoughts
References


Introduction

In these strange times vital decisions affecting the peoples of the world are being made at the highest level by people whose mindsets and priorities have been predominantly determined by their experience in the oil industry -- or their obligations to it [more; more; more; more; more; more], as well as the prospect of rapidly diminishing oil reserves. It is useful to review metaphors specially associated with those who work in such environments, including the military, that exemplify a very grounded and concrete aspect of human activity -- far from what they would see as the "egg-head" theories, speculations and resolutions of international policy-making regarding human rights, democracy, justice, environment and other preoccupations of the "weak". As bluntly expressed by a New Zealander, this is the world where men are men and the sheep are nervous. According to Edward de Bono, for example:

The skills of action are every bit as important as the skills of knowledge.We need to change our conceptions about thinking and action.... To effect this change we need a concept such as operacy which gives status to the thinking involved in doing. We need to appreciate effectiveness and not just intellectual games.[more; more; more]

A valuable point of departure is the image-rich language associated with many strategic and practical decisions. In the case of informal oilfield jargon: "Almost all the terminology can be taken two ways" -- a "dual use" terminology -- one of which has sexual connotations [more]. In what follows the focus is provided by the very widespread use of the term "ass" (or "arse" as it is spelt and pronounced in British and Australian English [more]). The two spellings are often interchangeable. In American English, whether signifying a donkey or the buttocks, the two are pronounced identically (as specified by the American Heritage Dictionary).

This paper is an exploration of the unconscious implications of the confused relations between these terms with respect to how they frame the primal action-oriented driving force of many -- from the highest executive level down to the worker in the field. This follows an earlier exploration of the strategic implications of a lack of distinction in the pronounciation of "Terror" and "Terra" in most American dialects, and a second on the pronunciation of "Iraq". The concern is how these terms may frame thinking about practical options for the future.

Although the focus of this paper is most distasteful to polite society, it does recognize the operational reality of large numbers of people whose actions are affecting the future of the world. It recognizes the framing of the social reality with which they so effectively engage. The fact that such language is primarily characteristic of the "smoke-filled rooms" and field sites where real decisions are taken -- and tends to be excluded from public discourse -- is part of the problem of the times. In the USA, for example, habitués of the Executive Mansion are known to "yell and swear" and many presidents have used "locker room jargon" [more] -- as is evident from the Nixon tapes [example]. George Bush was widely reported for his use of the term "asshole" in public dialogue with Dick Cheney -- both from the oil industry -- during his 2000 election campaign [more].

A brief argument between Vice President Cheney and a senior Democratic senator led Cheney to utter a big-time obscenity on the Senate floor this week [June 2004] ... A chance meeting with Sen. Patrick J. Leahy (Vt.), the ranking Democrat on the Judiciary Committee, became an argument about Cheney's ties to Halliburton Co., an international energy services corporation, and President Bush's judicial nominees. The exchange ended when Cheney offered some crass advice. "Fuck yourself," said the man who is a heartbeat from the presidency. [more]

Part of the problem also derives from the fact that the association of terms is peculiar to the English language -- as the vehicle of global decision-making -- and especially to its American variant. Another aspect is that the terms in question tend to be restricted to a mode of discourse that is considered by some to be inappropriate "in front of the ladies" or in religious groups -- problematic when both are now intimately involved in key decisions. As a kind of "secret discourse", it points to what might be termed the "backside of decision-making" -- recalling Elise Boulding's extensive study on The Underside of History: A View of Women through Time (1976). Hence the title of this paper: Backside to the Future (which, coincidentally but appropriately, is also the title of a porn movie). No wonder the disempowered, especially the young and women, occasionally resort to "mooning" ("baring their asses") to express their disdain for the "globalization" proposed by the "suits" for their future.

If the world's future is to be conceptually grasped and framed through the backside, then there is a case for understanding what this may imply.

Context

Ass has two primary referents:

  1. Any of several four-footed, hoofed mammals of the genus Equus, resembling and closely related to the horses but having a smaller build, longer ears, and a shorter mane, shorter hair on the tail, a dark stripe along the back, with longer ears. A donkey is a domesticated ass.
  2. Buttocks, namely the two rounded fleshy parts of the backside on which humans rest when they sit. British English usage of arse is restricted to this second connotation. British arse and American ass are both vulgar slang, although the taboo is much diminished. Ass remains one of the ‘filthy words’ cited in 1978 by the U.S. Federal Communications Commission as indecent, if not actually obscene. It may refer more specifically, but perhaps allusively, to the anus.

It is curious that it is the second (the buttocks) that interfaces directly and intimately with the former (the donkey) in one of the oldest transportation systems developed by man -- an "ass-on-ass" connection, like a modern centaur. Clearly there are many possibilities for conflation of meaning.

However it is the metaphorical connotations associated with these, separately or in combination, which are of much greater interest in framing individual and collective collective action relating to the future -- and attitudes towards it:

  1. Building on the supposed stupidity of the donkey, "ass" may refer to a vain, self-important, obstinate, silly, stupid, aggressively stupid, or stubborn person; a simple-minded fool often marked by stubbornness or stolidity.
  2. Building on scatological and sexual connotations of the buttocks, "ass" may be treated as attractive or repugnant and may then be used to qualify actions accordingly.

The argument which follows draws upon the collapsing semantics between two referents of "ass" (thanks in part to technical comments by Benjamin Slade and Fred Riggs). As with Pavlov's dog -- even though there is no a priori relation between bell-ringing and food, when the two continue to occur at the same time, the mental link between the two is strengthened. Likewise, even though there is no real semantic connexion between "buttocks" and "donkeys", the homophony of the word "ass" in American tends to reinforce a "pavlovian" association between the two. Additionally, when one word in a homonym pair becomes contaminated with negative associations, it tends to contaminate the other. Through the fact that both have derogatory connotations, the semantics may collapse to be interpreted, either consciously or subconsciously, as the "same" word/concept. Such conflated/associated semantics are ultimately driven by whatever the processes are behind punning and folk-etymology, For example, "hamburger" (derived from the city Hamburg) has nothing to do with pig-meat; but the "ham-" of "hamburger" has nevertheless been re-interpreted in folk etymology, (by contrast with "cheeseburger") even though few believe that is made from ham. A more extreme example of this is to be found in Chinese (as discussed by Kuang-Ming Wu. The Butterfly as Companion, 1990, p. 198) which has a peculiar semantic principle: "Words of a sound flock together in sense; like sound, like sense" -- often exploited to explain a notion or prove a point. From another perspective, Plato held that letters and syllables had ontological significance (I M Crombie. An Examination of Plato's Doctrines, 1963: II: 115-17, 202ff; 241-60; 411-16).

A far more concrete approach to this semantic association is through the deliberate product promotional process of "co-branding" or "cross-branding" that ensures consumers associate one product name with another unrelated category of product to which it has also been appllied. This has been a matter of considerable concern to environmental groups with regard to corporations endeavouring to "greenwash" themselves using eco-labelling and other promotional devices [more]. Similar concern has also been expressed at the opportunity offered to corporations to "blue wash" themselves through partnership with the United Nations through its Global Compact [more] -- as with the abortive pairing of UNICEF with McDonald's [more; more]. In the terms of such intentional word association, the concern in this paper is with the possibility that global strategic decision-making is effectively being subject to a process that might be called "ass washing".

As extensively demonstrated by George Lakoff with Mark Johnson (1980, 1987, 1999), language matters -- or as Lakoff (1991) put it in relation to the Gulf War, "metaphors can kill" [more]. "Ass" might well be considered as one of the "dangerous things" in Lakoff's Women, Fire, and Dangerous Things: what categories reveal about the mind (1987). As background to the concerns of this paper, the implication of metaphor for strategy-making and governance has been explored in a series of papers elsewhere and notably in commentaries to a section of the online Encyclopedia of World Problems and Human Potential.

This paper is not concerned with the extensive discussion of "colourful" or "bad language" in governance and efforts to deplore it [more], suppress it [more], or justify it (as with the robust language of the parliament of Australia -- famously described by its Prime Minsister, Paul Keating, as "the arse end of the world"), or the fact that Winston Churchill trained a parrot (alive in 2002) specifically to use such language. All the "bad" terms listed below are however characteristic of debates in some parliaments with a generous view of so-called "unparliamentary language". It is extremely improbable that oil industry executives would exert a restraining effect on this tendency.

The concern here is with the effect which certain metaphorical expressions may have in framing strategy so as to render it inappropriate to the challenges it faces. In the much quoted phrase of George Orwell (Politics and the English Language, 1946): "But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought. A bad usage can spread by tradition and imitation, even among people who should and do know better." He noted that the English language "becomes ugly and inaccurate because our thoughts are foolish, but the slovenliness of our language makes it easier for us to have foolish thoughts." [more; more]

Contrasting clusters of operational meaning of "ass"

In the clusters which follow, the various uses of "ass" in decision-making outside "polite discourse" are identified. Each cluster can be reviewed as effectively holding a vital relationship to action and reality -- whose significance tends to be obscured by the associations. Such significance is in each case effectively collapsed into "ass" as an operational marker for a distinct mode of dealing with reality (identified in an italic comment) -- but is distorted, if not perverted, by the negative associations with which it is amalgamated.
  • Foolishness: The term is frequently used to label someone pejoratively, as in "dumb ass". The use of "asshole" [more] is perhaps the strongest form, closely followed by "pain in the ass". It may also be used humorously, ambiguously, and even affectionately, as in "he made an ass of himself at the party" or “when they make asses of themselves, they do it in the grand style”. In the case of specific operational judgements, the term "half-assed" [more] may refer to actions which are careless, inadequate, incompetent, unsatisfactory, half-hearted, half-baked, poor, unenthusiastic, second-rate, contemptible, ridiculous, or stupid. A variant is "not knowing his ass from his elbow". Defective cleverness may be described with the term "smart ass".
    • Stereotyping those with whom one is in extreme disagreement as "assholes" is not a basis for fruitful dialogue -- as demonstrated in parliaments tolerating such "unparliamentary language". Even when done in their absence, associating the differences with such repugnance in no way ensures the emergence of a conceptual frame through which to consider the nature of the differences and ways of bridging them.
    • In strategic terms, there are numerous examples of the difficulty of distinguishing foolhardiness from risk-taking and innovative genius. In the case of the American initiative against Iraq, the Bush regime would want opponents' criticism of foolhardiness to be reframed in this light
    • There are also many examples of initiatives foolishly taken with little appropriate thought to subsequently disastrous consequences. This would be the view of many opponents of Bush policies. It may well be the case that history will judge George Bush to have "made an ass of himself" -- whether in a cause of higher significance remains to be seen.
    • As a mode, "foolishness" can conceal a valuable ability to translate between frameworks and to envisage or engender new frameworks. Hence the extensive literature on the jester and the wise fool.

  • Forcefulness: Through terms such as "kick ass", "move their asses", "get your ass over here", or "get off your ass", the capacity to forcefully oblige people to act in a particular way is a typical, and much valued, macho indicator of strength and capacity to "get things done", or "get things moving". "Kickass" may be used as a descriptor of excellence as in "The Canadian Olympic Canadian Hockey team is kickass!" "Hard ass" describes a particularly aggressive person, with variants such as "bad ass" to indicate, possibly appreciatively, a tough guy. It may of course be abused and experienced as various forms of bullying and harassment.

    • Whilst agressive instructions like "move your ass" may be appreciated by some, they are totally alienating to others who would then be motivated to engage in opposition and subversion rather than support. Whether such terms are used face-to-face or not, thinking in such terms projects an attitude which arouses similiar opposition.
    • In strategic terms, there are numerous examples of the need for such forcefulness. The attitude is typically characteristic of the White House hawks in their response to the Taliban for sheltering Osama bin Laden (and their refusal to engage in a deal for the oil pipeline), to exact revenge for 9/11, and in their frustration with their former ally Saddam Hussein and his control of oil reserves -- the Republican Party allegedly produced a bumper sticker reading "Kick his ass and get the gas". Although of quite different derivation, it is not surprising that it is an "arsenal" that is required to back that forceful attitude and that F D Roosevelt made the point in his Arsenal of Democracy (29 December 1940) fireside chat to the American people: "We must be the great arsenal of democracy".
    • There are also many examples of initiatives of excessively violent response, typified by the treatment of Americans of Arab descent, and the undiscerning response to anybody that can be stereotyped as a suspect terrorist. Such treatment is consistent with the harassment deliberately cultivated at bootcamp and in other institutional environments. As stated by Cofer Black, Director of the CIA's Counterterrorist Center (1999-2002) indicated in reaction to criticism of this attitude: "All I want to say is that there was 'before' 9/11 and 'after' 9/11. After 9/11 the gloves come off" [more]
    • This refers to the necessity at times for forceful initiative and an action-oriented mode



  • Application: The hard work associated with many forms of effective action in a competitive society may be described as "working your ass off". This may include taking responsibility, as in "putting your ass on the line".

    • This approach to work may be basically unsustainable, preventing the development of team continuity and ensuring dysfunctional turnover as people seek rewards commensurate with such unbalanced work.
    • In strategic terms, hard work is what has made most economies work and distinguishes them from those where such application is lacking.
    • There are also many examples of obliging those in developing countries (notably in the primary commodity sectors and sweatshops) to "work their ass off" under exploitative conditions in support of western economies.
    • This is the mode of commitment and engagement over time -- being bound by time until work is responsibly completed.

  • Disassociation: Phrases such as "my ass" may be used to express contempt, denial or disagreement. Given the importance of respect amongst peers in many social settings, variants of the phrase "up your ass" are used to explicitly signal lack of respect and contempt. As indicated above, protesters "baring their asses" ("mooning") is another example.

    Expressions of disrespect are not a basis for dialogue or evoking loyalty in any sustainable collective endeavour. Such disrespect severely inhibits collective creativity when it may most be needed.
    • In strategic terms, this attitude is a significant factor in the personalized disrespect between nations as exemplified by the attitudes of Saddam Hussein to George Bush, and vice versa. It takes visual form in many demonstrations.
    • It can be understood as a surrogate for violence in the assertive defence of self-esteem and boundaries -- as demonstrated by many animals in defence of their status or territories.
    • This is the mode of letting go of a particular framework -- essential in order to move on.

  • Deference: In any hierarchical organization, much use is made of variants of terms such as "ass licking" (notably in Australian parliamentary criticism of Australia's relationship to the USA) and "kiss my ass" to describe the obsequious (sycophantic) relationship between those seeking to rise (or maintain their status) in the power structure by "currying favour" and demeaning themselves in relation to those who can enable this transition (or provide protection). Other variants include "brown-nosing". Such phrases are often made as judgements on the exaggerated degree of respect of the "yes" people that surround chief executives. They are curiously linked to old superstitions of warding off evil (for example using gargoyles) -- with a "kiss my ass" as a keep-away deterrent to demons.

    • Situations in which excessive deference are elicited engender resentment and covert disloyalty that can ultimately prove disastrous for an organization. They inhibit the emergence of alternative perspectives that may be vital to the survival of any collective endeavour.
    • In strategic terms, centuries of diplomatic experience dictate a prudently high degree of deference between weaker and more powerful states -- a relationship which can be manipulated by the latter in the kind of coalition-building associated with the "war against terror" in the service of American interests
    • It is useful to recall that ethologists attach less stigma to the physical counterpart, given its role in pack and boundary coherence.
    • This is the mode of dealing appropriately from weakness with more powerful contextual forces.

  • Uncritical appreciation: In hierarchical power structures, the uncritically obsessive relation of followers to their highest authority -- especially when a leader is framed as charismatic -- may be encapsulated in the phrase "they believe that the sun shines out of his ass".

    • Collective endeavours based on such uncritical appreciation create a mindset of dependency that is known for being unhealth in a collective enterprise.
    • In strategic terms, in contrast to sycophancy, this is the mark of a true believer whose admiration for a leader knows no bounds.
    • It could be argued that it is important for followers to be accepting of the "lower" attributes of their leaders, as much as of the higher.
    • For leadership to be able to ensure group cohesion, this mode of followership is required.

  • Attraction: In a male dominated institutional world, considerable attention is given, both within the work environment and outside it, to the attractiveness of a "great piece of ass" -- despite the constraints on sexual harassment. Women may also rate males in terms of the attractiveness of their asses -- as they do of their vehicles. "Ass" can also refer to relations between two people, usually involving making out, groping, and sometimes intercourse. Because many people think of sexual relations as merely a physical act they sometimes associate it with a physical part of the body common to both sexes, the ass. The phrase "getting some ass" may be a prime concern in the process of corporate entertainment to sweeten a negotiation process. Executives may rate "getting ass" as an important process in after-work recreation. Most hotel chains, notably in the US, provide video access to soft porn as a surrogate or adjunct. Posters in factory workshops provide a focus for this attention to "ass". The internet provides other variants -- including the forms, distinguished as perverted, figuring children.

    • The feminist movement has articulated the highly problematic consequences of distorting social relations by treatment of any women involved as sex objects. In an increasingly permissive society, this critique also applies with regard to men. Clearly an oil industry mindset is not responding to the call to shift to a more balanced representation of feminine perspectives.
    • In strategic terms, this is often seen as the tangible and visible reward for any initiative. Bill Clinton sacrificed his presidency for such a reward. Earlier presidents have enhanced their reputation through their conquests. The Empress Catherine the Great was renowned for her sexual preoccupations.
    • Such attraction between those of opposite sex is a hardwired feature of biology and physiology vital to the propagation of the species. It is the short-term and narrow attention to its physical aspects (to the exclusion of its longer-term social, psychological and symbolic dimensions) that is problematic.
    • This mode senses the direction in which it is fruitful to move and to what it is useful to attach.

  • Parsimony: Any inherent meanness of people and institutions towards opportunities that may be worthy of a degree of charity or altruism can be labelled with the term "tight assed". Psychoanalytical theory uses the term anal retentive to cluster a triad of traits: obstinacy, parsimony and orderliness associated in some typologies with an obsessive-compulsive character. Curiously it is this resistant characteristic that is valued in occasional use of the phrase as a descriptor of desirable sexual partners.

    • Inability to act generously reinforces a "scrooge" mentality of unmitigated self-interest that restricts collective options.
    • In strategic terms, this is exemplified by the policies of western countries towards poverty in the world (sustaining the high costs of pharamaceutical drugs to populations dying of AIDS; refusing to alleviate debt, even in the case of countries facing starvation, as typified by the Nestlé Ethiopian scandal in 2003). It might also be associated with the excessive austerity measures imposed by the IMF to control developing country economies in the light of dominant western economic models..
    • Restrictions on profligacy may also have positive functions relating to prudent conservation of resources and sustainability.
    • This mode restricts unncessary use of resources.

  • Protection: Given the high-risk nature of decision-making, often necessitating rule-bending and even illegality, individuals and institutions need to be continually aware of the need to protect themselves, notably from peers who seek to take advantage of any vulnerability. This process tends to be described by expressions such as "watching my ass", or "covering one's ass". It is associated with what has been termed "plausible deniabilty" and is essentially designed to minimize transparency and exposure to accusation. A related concern is carried by the phrase "saving one's ass".

    • The issue here is the appropriate balance between risky under-protection and dangerous over-protection, and the consequences of the choice for any collective endeavour.
    • In strategic terms, this is exemplifed by the extent of secrecy in the restrictive classification practices of institutions and the willingness to destroy evidence to safeguard the involvement of intelligence agencies (as in the case of MI5's involvement in the Cayman Islands in 2003).
    • In a world dominated by sexual preoccupations, the increasing need for "protection" in sexual intercourse is ironically matched by the extent to which sexual and excretory functions are edited out of public discourse as indecent -- whilst constituting a major driving force for the entertainment industry, notably via the internet. Fig leaves have merely changed their form.
    • Vigilance and protective measures ensure, through this mode, security and reduction of vulnerabilty

Configuring preoccupations with "ass"

These nine dimensions of "ass" may be usefully interrelated in the tentative diagram below using a much studied dynamic template -- the enneagram. This has the merit of suggesting the possibility that there may be functional relationships between them, in some version of that diagram, that can be fruitfully rendered explicit.

Worshipping the Golden Ass

This pattern might be explored in the light of studies of sets of sins and their corresponding virtues, such as that of Donald Capps (Deadly Sins and Saving Virtues, 1987). And with increasing reference to "corporate greed", it is interesting to explore the possible collective equivalents to the "sins" implied in the diagram. Following an earlier study, in the light of Capps analysis, these might run as follows:

  • Excessive consumption of resources, especially energy
  • Collective anger, especially expressed in violence
  • Collective greed, especially in the accumulation of resources
  • Collective envy, especially for resources controlled by others
  • Collective pride, typically as arrogance and triumphalism
  • Collective lust for power, typically as expansionism
  • Collective apathy, typically in response to emerging problems
  • Collective despair, typically in acknowledging current impotence and in recollecting past failures

Insight into the underlying nature of the functions highlighted in the diagram might also be explored in the light of insights from various meditative disciplines that also recognize nine key modes -- as indicated below. Whether or not the enneagram provides useful clues to the dynamics of their relationship also remains to be explored.

At issue is the nature of the obstacles to fruitful global strategy resulting from "ass-washing" collective thinking. Possibilities for each of the 9 have been indicated in the previous section. It is in what ways that the dysfunctional dynamics of such usage precludes more credible global strategies that is the question.

Myth and transformation of "ass"

Of subtler implication than those above, are some of the mythological and metaphorical associations of "ass" explored below.

Ass-worship: a symbolic dance

According to Robert Graves (Greek Myths and Legends, 1968.), the ass was domesticated by early peoples in the upper Nile valley. It was priceless for farming as well as trade and transportation and became the center of a cult. It was worshipped as being sacred to the great god Set, Lord of the Universe, the original head of the Egyptian pantheon, whose home was the South. Set often was depicted in a donkey's shape. His distinguishing mark was, unsurprisingly, long and pointed ears. Representations of these ears became the prototypes of divine and royal power, i.e. ultimate authority. They form the power glyph: the two tips of every scepter carried by Egyptian gods and kings, as tokens of remembrance that all legitimate power derives from Set. With Set's downfall in Upper Egypt and the regions under his influence, the Southern part of sky and earth lost early on much of its prestige. The seat of power, celestial and otherwise, moved slowly north, down the river Nile to the Mediterranean basin. Elf Raymond (1992) remarks that "Contemporary attitudes toward the South, whether they be geo-political, or relate to the human body as cosmic analogue, seem to perpetuate the judgments accompanying the fall of Set".

In the cults of Asia Minor the ass was also a symbol of Typhon (notably for Gnostics), Satan, Jehovah, or Saturn. In that period the divinities worshipped were frequently symbolized by animals. Thus the Gnostic Demiurge, engendered seven animal-headed angels to assist in governing the world -- the second with the head of an ass [more]. The ox was associated with a form of worship that was being displaced at the time of the arrival of Christ -- symbolized by the birth in a manger. But there were still many who worshipped the bull, following practices prevalent in an earlier era (associated by astrologers with the age of Taurus), and which were preserved at that time in the mysteries of Mithras and of Egypt. The era immediately preceding that of Christianity (the age of Aries, the Ram or Lamb) is symbolized by the sheep motif in biblical times. The ass was specifically associated with the story of Mary and her Child. Two asses are mentioned symbolically in the Gospel story, one coming from the north and bearing Mary to Bethlehem, and the other taking her down into Egypt. [more] Christianity now focuses negatively on the "beasts in the wilderness" [more], including the wild ass (Job. 39:5), having effectively lost their former symbolic and transformative significance.

Priapus, the Greek God of fertility was born with a massively enlarged penis. This phallic symbol was used to ward off the evil eye and statues of him were used as scarecrows in gardens. His cult was similar to that of Dionysus, and he was often depicted as an ass -- during a Dionysian festival it is said he was disturbed by the braying of an ass while trying to seduce a nymph, highlighting the mix of lust and stupidity for which he was known. [more] Bacchus, as a variant of Dionysos, was also associated with ass-worship -- an accusation made of Jews at the time [more]. The Roman ass-god was Pales, whose temple on Palatine Hill was called a "palace". Pales was worshipped as a priapic god with erect phallus (symbolised by obelisks, church steeples, and minarets on a mosque). At the festival of the Palilia, traditional date of the founding of Rome, the wooden statue of Pallas Athene was brought to Vesta's temple. Priests of Pales wore ass-head masks as they danced in honor of the long-eared deity. One of its old customs may have given rise to the Halloween game of 'Pin the Tale on the Donkey', which recalls Rome's sacrifices of equine tails triumphantly carried to the temple of Vesta".

An early pagan belief held that Jews worshipped the head of an ass in their temple. The Jewish Enclopedia has an excellent commentary on ass worship of which both the Jews and the early Christians were extensively accused by Greek and Latin writers over a period of centuries. The calumny of onolatry, or ass-worship, attributed by Tacitus and other writers to the Jews, was afterwards, by the hatred of the latter, transferred to the Christians [more]. Christians in turn accused a gnostic sect of ass worship and the commentary relates this to the association with worship of Typhon-Seth, an Egyptian god. The ass is also considered by Catholics as a symbol of heresy, or of Satan [more]. The ass continues to be considered by some neo-pagan cults as a symbol of Satan.

Significantly, the worship of the ass flourished at the same period as that of another domesticated animal the ox, or bull. There has been considerable related commentary on worship of the Golden Calf amongst the early Israelites following a practice they borrowed from the Egyptians (Exodus, 32) [more; more; more]. The Israelites claimed that this borrowed symbol had delivered them from Egypt [more]. It was destroyed at the command of Moses. In a most insightful review, the Jewish Encyclopedia states that: "Next to the fall of man, the worship of the golden calf is, in rabbinical theology, regarded as the sin fraught with the direst consequences to the people of Israel" [more]. Christian commentators make much use of the Golden Calf, seeking modern parallels to the idolatry and fixation on material wealth that it represented [more]. One speaks of a Golden Calf Syndrome [more]. Another prophesied in 1998 that "America's Golden Calf Is Coming Down!" -- with reference to collapse of the financial markets [more; more].

There is extensive rabbinical commentary (on the web) concerning how the sin of the Golden Calf is to be atoned through sacrificial purification by the ashes of the Red Heifer (Parah Adumah) [Bamidbar Rabbah 19:8]. This is necessary to cleanse anyone entering the Temple -- whose reconstruction, in fulfilment of Biblical prophecy, is also of such concern to evangerlical Christians at this time [more]. This mysterious ritual is renowned for exemplifying a spiritual concept that is beyond human comprehension and conventional reasoning -- notably because the person upon whom the heifer's ashes are sprinkled becomes spiritually purified, but those who prepare the ashes become spiritually defiled [more]. Burning the Red Heifer (a female calf, as yet unyoked) is believed in some way to represent nullifying those thoughts and emotions seduced by the lure of the Golden Calf and all its seductive successors in the temporal temptations of this world. The Red Heifer is currently the subject of a much-publicized breeding program by evangelical Christians in Texas [more; more; more; more] as part of speculation that sacrificing such an animal could help trigger the End Times scenario [more].

In considering the dynamics of use of the various forms of "ass" identified above, there may be merit in reflecting on the ritual of worshipping an animal -- entrapped conceptually in the process of dancing around it. The challenge to understanding is exemplified by the extensive commentary on the Red Heifer.

Golden Ass of Apuleius

Lucius Apuleius (120-180 AD) produced what has been recognized as the first novel: Metamorphoses, better known as The Golden Ass, of which there are many translations [online text; online text] and many studies [biblio], notably by the psychoanalyst Marie-Louise von Franz (1970, 1992), the poet Robert Graves (1998), and the philosopher Elf Raymond (1992).

The tale may be summarized as the story of a young man, Lucius (also the name of the author), who is punished for his ignorant behaviour by being metamorphosed into an ass -- a literary device borrowed from Egyptian story-telling. Eager to experience the wisdom of an owl, he had resorted to the aid of an apprentice witch. His botched attempt at magic resulted in his taking on the form of an ass. According to one review, in tantric terminology he is trying to tap into feminine energies via the left-hand path -- he identifies with mindless emotions, while dissociating himself from wisdom. Paradoxically it is while he is an ass that he begins to understand the nature of consciousness. His learning as an animal is associated with wit, and an unusual degree of ribaldry, consistent with the perspective of an ass. After being stolen by thieves, he suffers as a beast of burden, is tormented by cruel owners, and is pampered as a curiosity. These experiences may be reviewed in the light of the above classification.

Finally he is restored to human shape through the intervention of the goddess Isis -- by the consumption of rose petals from a garland, as had originally been suggested to him by the apprentice witch, remorseful at the failed transformation:

"Gently pluck the roses with your mouth and you will slough off the hide of what has always been for me the most hateful beast in the universe." Isis to Lucius, The Golden Ass .

This suggests an interesting way of using the enneagram by which the various uses of "ass" may be interrelated. It is worth recalling that the symbolism of the rose, through the rosary, has been advocated as a defence against terrorism [